sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

(Source: sassybabooshka, via jensingerr)

speakly:

you don’t know how worthy a person is until they leave in your life.

(via ash-tothewind)

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

(via maggiethefrog)

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via im-deadpool-god-dammit)

the-headlessmonks:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Misha’s tweets

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when Jared and Gen announced they were having a baby

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MISHA

(Source: gaydreel, via paymeincoffeecups)

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

i won’t lie

i am in fact an “attention whore”

i need to feel like i actually matter to people

i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person

i need to feel like there are people who love me

because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself

(Source: chelle-the-evil-queen, via paymeincoffeecups)