long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via im-deadpool-god-dammit)

"I am his. He’s still searching."
- (via rantartrave)

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That was a horribly hard goodbye and I still don’t know where we stand

Anonymous: Post a pic of ur hair pls 

I’m going to in the morning anon, I promise


last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via graylining)


I forgot how ugly I am lmao


I don’t get how some people don’t like Balance and Composure. I just don’t get it. How is that possible.

(via laa-dispute)

"I want to say that I was writing from a characters perspective the whole time, but I think inevitably, aspects of my own existence and the like crept in."
- Jordan Dreyer (via laa-dispute)

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my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”

and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night

(via graylining)

"Stuck between wanting rough sex and sweet sensual cuddles."
- T. Davis  (via breakfast-with-satan)

(Source: kitty-en-classe, via omgphantastic)